By Maura O’Malley
Holiday shopping is hard. Maybe even harder than the blow of discovering that your significant other/friend/whomever you watch Netflix with has binge-watched the rest of Stranger Things 2 … without you.
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But we’re not here to harp on these kinds of tragedies. Rather, we’re here to be spread positivity. Help you out. Be inclusive. And what better way to be inclusive than to put together a holiday shopping list for every kind of Stranger Things fan?
It’s fiercer than a demo-dog, and it’s about to flip your holiday shopping upside down. Behold: the only holiday shopping list you’ll need this year.
11. For the activist
Join the cause. #JusticeforBarb
10. For lovers of the occult
For all the basic witches on your shopping list.
9. For the student
Back to school: Hawkins style.
5. For your frenemies
Nothing says frenemy like a passive-aggressive message masked as a gift!
4. For the gamer
To get those Mad Max skills.
3. For your Hygge-practicing, candles-loving friend
2. For the ketchup-on-everythinger
(On a scale of 1-11, how gross is this?)
1. For the foodie
A timeless classic for the experienced palate. A true delicacy. 11/11 would recommend.
So what are you waiting for? Get shopping!