What really happened to the Disney princesses after they lived happily ever after? A new viral video finally reveals what the ladies have been up to. Spoiler alert: Things aren’t as happy as they originally seemed.

On “After Ever After” Jon Cozart, better known on YouTube as Paint, explains (to the tune of The Little Mermaid’s “Under The Sea”) that Ariel is still pretty worried about the state of the ocean after that little oil spill that happened three years ago. Thank you, BP.

The Austin, Texas native, who you might remember from season 2 of The Glee Project, also beatboxes and sings — in perfect four-part harmony with himself –about Jasmine’s concern over Aladdin’s business dealings, Pocahontas’ penchant for blood and the vicious bestiality rumors that surround Belle. Come on guys, everybody knows he turned back into a prince at the end of the movie.

Watch the video for “After Ever After” below.

Cozart currently has three songs on the iTunes Top 10 Comedy Songs chart, including “After Ever After,” “Harry Potter in 99 Seconds” and “Movie Villian Medley,” the tale of villains like Darth Vader and Batman’s Joker set to Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.”